tastefullyoffensive:

Game of Cats

"Don’t flirt with her!" 
This movie had me laughing and brimming over with emotion. 

"Don’t flirt with her!" 

This movie had me laughing and brimming over with emotion. 

can’t resist the krabby patty

can’t resist the krabby patty

pizzangelato:

get turnt

pizzangelato:

get turnt

sometimes

love’s just not enough

"I’d consider myself a realist, alright? But in philosophical terms I’m what’s called a pessimist… I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself - we are creatures that should not exist by natural law… We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, that accretion of sensory experience and feelings, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everbody’s nobody… I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction - one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal"
rust cohle (true detective)
"I’m not totally mad at you. I’m just sad. You’re all locked up in that little world of yours, and when I try knocking on the door, you just sort of look up for a second and go right back inside."
Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood  (via aaaaffinity)
"All you have to do is pay attention; lessons always arrive when you are ready, and if you can read the signs, you will learn everything you need to know in order to take the next step."
Paulo Coelho (via yogachocolatelove)